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Chris Cohen – In the UK
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Lyrics
It’s a hard old life living in the UK
Things seem to get much harder with every day
It’s no surprise most people are moving away
Its not like the weather’s gonna make them stay
Got kids stabbing kids just to pass the time
Our pop stars are awarded despite doing lines
Drive into London by mistake then you’re facing a fine
And we only ever get 12 days of sunshine
Petrol’s like liquid gold, you have to take out a loan
Just to fill up enough to get yourself home
You can’t even get away by staying in your home
Cos Gordon Brown holidays at the end of your road
Kids are asking adults to go by them some booze
And if you say no, you get stabbed, so either way you will lose
You’re bound to be, un-PC, when you’re airing your views
Sexist, Racist, Fattist, Moralist there’s so many to choose
Kids will stab you in your head for your iPhone 3G
Then nick a car and run you down to get home in time for their tea
But they’ll be banned from a shop for wearing their hoody
The most famous Brit? Probably Jade Goody
It’s a hard old life living in the UK
Waiting at the platform for you train for the best part of your day
2 days A&E in excruciating pain
Other patients around you have started passing away
Kids have got loans and cards racking up 30 grand
Those wallys from the Halifax ads and they don’t understand
No more loans? Nor more credit? Hmmm that’s not what we planned
Quick lads, act surprised, get your head back in the sand
It’s a hard old life living in the UK
We’d get better health service in Guantanamo Bay
Still, we’re British will have a moan, and then of course will stay
It’s the same old e but just a different day
Duration : 0:2:11
All I want for September is my STUDENT LOAN!
I realised the other day that getting a student loan was alot harder than I had anticipated which now means I probably wont get it on time. The bloomin website didn’t tell me I had to ring and stay on hold for half an hour to get some stupid code! BLOOMIN IDIOTS!
oh and that sexy ting dalek behind me is Warren 
Duration : 0:2:56